"Anti-Human Pro-Wildlife" Adult Tee
Keep your stance simple, quiet, and clear. For anyone who prefers the company of raccoons, songbirds, and quiet woods over crowded rooms and small talk, the "Anti-Human Pro-Wildlife" tee says everything that needs to be said without making a sound.
Featuring crisp, minimalist white lettering across the chest, it pairs a tongue-in-cheek message with clean, understated outdoor style. Printed on an ultra-soft combed ring-spun cotton blend with just the right amount of stretch for trail days, camp setups, and solo wildlife watching.
- Ultra-Soft Fabric: 4.2 oz/yd² combed and ring-spun cotton (heather shades blend durable polyester) for an easygoing, broken-in feel straight away.
- Minimalist Statement: Clean white block-text graphic centered cleanly across the chest.
- Tailored Unisex Fit: Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping keeps its proper structure wash after wash without twisting.
- Pre-Shrunk Comfort: True-to-size everyday fit that holds its shape through all your routines.
Care Tip: Machine wash cold, inside-out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve graphic crispness and fabric softness.
Size Guide & Fit ▼
Unisex Adult Tees (Inches):
- XS: Length 27" | Width 16.5"
- S: Length 28" | Width 18"
- M: Length 29" | Width 20"
- L: Length 30" | Width 22"
- XL: Length 31" | Width 24"
- 2XL: Length 32" | Width 26"
Youth / Kids Tees (Inches):
- S (6–8): Length 20.9" | Width 15.2"
- M (10–12): Length 22.1" | Width 16.2"
- L (14–16): Length 23.3" | Width 17.2"
- XL (18–20): Length 24.4" | Width 18.2"
Toddler Tees (Inches):
- 2T: Length 15.5" | Width 12"
- 3T: Length 16.5" | Width 13"
- 4T: Length 17.5" | Width 14"
- 5T: Length 18.5" | Width 15"
Measurements are taken flat across chest (width) and shoulder to hem (length). Fits true to size.